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11 comments:
who farted?
Romney: See that guy over there?
McCain:That guy?
Romney: Yeah, him. I'm gonna tell him to pull my finger and then I'm gonna fart. Watch this!
Thompson: He heh, he heh, you said fart. Fart fart fart. He heh, he heh.
Giuliani (thinks to himself): They're fixing to walk right into the green cloud. Oh, this is going to be good.
Romney (to McCain): If you fall behind me, make sure you keep your mouth closed. These things don't taste good.
"See, when you tickle Fred Thompson right here, he actually smiles."
[Giuliani] "Hey, Fred is the single guy with the playboy rep."
[Romney] "Ahh, you were the one Guili, weren't you! "Don't try to lie to us you were the one. You did go out with the moderator last night you sly dog."
[McCain]: "You cheat!"
[Giuliani]: "Okay, you guys got me. But the press has been giving me a free pass on everything, you think this will matter?"
[Thompson]: "Ha, ha, uuuhh, actually I did too."
Yeah, that's the dude that dresses in drag.
If you're blue and you don't know
Where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits...
And now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.
McCain: Hey, Fred, will you sign my L&O:SVU script?
Romney: Look! Two guys that came behind me in New Hampshire!
Giuliani: 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
Thompson: Fire! BAAAAAD!!!!
Romney: Look guys, Ron Paul keeps showing up.
Thompson: Who is Ron Paul?
Giuliani: What right does he have to be here? Where was he during 9/11?
McCain: Guys, I was a prisoner or war and if I say the GOP needs it's own Dennis Kucinich then, dadgummit, the little guy stays!
"I don't know Fred. Mitt and I both said Chuck Norris, but that's not going to work. Rudy, who do you think we should hire to kill Huckabee?"
"Um, 9-11. Does that work for this question?"
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