Ok, let's see. We're both wearing dark suits. Check.
We both have the same American flag pin on showing our patriotism. Check.
I have a red tie, but my states show up blue, you have a blue tie, but your states show up red. Ok, confusing, but since they cancel each other out...Check.
We both have distinguished graying full head of hair, although yours is well-kept and mine seems like there's a fox squirrel making a nest in my scalp...Check.
Ok, so what's the difference between us to give voters an idea of who to vote for? Oh yeah...
I am a pragmatic idealist trying to figure out what it means to be a disciple of Jesus and what it means to live in the Kingdom of God.
I'm married to Sheryl and the daddy of Kinsey and Connor.
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Ok, let's see. We're both wearing dark suits. Check.
We both have the same American flag pin on showing our patriotism. Check.
I have a red tie, but my states show up blue, you have a blue tie, but your states show up red. Ok, confusing, but since they cancel each other out...Check.
We both have distinguished graying full head of hair, although yours is well-kept and mine seems like there's a fox squirrel making a nest in my scalp...Check.
Ok, so what's the difference between us to give voters an idea of who to vote for? Oh yeah...
MY HEAD IS TOO FREAKIN' LONG!!!
"Putz!"
"Moron!"
I almost feel bad for stealing this from the Daily Show, but it was too funny:
Kerry: "Look George, I'm figuring out ways to lose elections I'm not even in!"
Bush: "Heh heh heh"
Kerry, you are the gift that just keeps on giving. We appreciate that about you.
Kerry: I'll give you $20 for that tie.
Bush: Deal.
George: "Dude, in another coupla years you can come work for me, we'll have cookouts every week!"
John: "I'll bring the ketchup."
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